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Fun with Inquisitives

February 18, 2010 Leave a comment

In your day today busy/free life you would have definitely witnessed these special creatures called “Inquisitives”. At the start you would have been patient and replied to the queries like a gentleman and holy souls. Second time, you would have made the attempt with patience thinking that it’s your mistake we were not clear enough. Third time though lil frustrated but still having a control on your rage and health conscious as it’s not good for health (told by one of my friend that it leads to BP 😛 ) you would have tried making that “Inquisitive creature” understand the things. But what if still the storm of queries and questions doesn’t halts 🙄 and that too for something for which you need to scratch your head, hair, bones, skin(what ever you could 😛 ) so that, that “Inquisitive creature” put a Full Stop to it.

I can see some confused, irriated , frustrated faces trying to figure out what actually this “Inquisitive Creature” is and what am i blabbering off 😛 . Well, I happened to meet a batch mate (we meet daily 😛 ) and she told about one for her friend who is in the same team. After listening to the pathetic pitiable condition of the holy soul of my friend all i could do is just roll over the stairs  :mrgreen: 😆 .

Till we were in academy oly some lucky and fortunate one’s (Like me 😛 ) had the access to OCS. Where as other’s had just heard of it and seen but no practial hands on (Though it’s hardly needed 😛 ). It’s about the time when we were newly allocated to the project and that “Inquisitvie Character” was allocated the machine.

On seeing sumthing glowing in green at the right corner that he could name and identify but couldn’t figure out the purpose and manuals to use as his inquitiveness knew only to ponder questions not to find out 😛 . So here he are his crazy queries that made my friend almost bang her head 😆 . Hope atleast you guys don’t 😛 .

He: Hei, do you know what’s the purpose of this OCS.
She: (Busy going through application) Ya, for official comminication.

(Makes note of it in is notepad: ” For Official purpose”)

He: Oh, but why is it in green?
She: It means that you are available.

(Makes note of it in his notepad: “Green: Available”)

He: But available for what? 🙄
She: “@$%$^%$^%$^#$%@$! (dono wat 2 say but patiently) Means people can reach out to you freely.

(Makes note of it in his notepad: “Available-Free”)

He: And what does this red one donate?
She:(very calmly and patiently as shez a holy soul 😛 ) It means you are busy.

(Makes note of it in his notepad: “Red-Busy”)

He: But busy in what? 🙄
She: (Ohh God,,,, what sin did i commit 😥 still making her whole effort to sound as sweet as jelly :P) It means you may be busy in some work, or meeting or could be anything.

(Makes note of it in his notepad: “Busy-Work/meeting”)

He: I have a doubt. People won’t reach out to you when you are busy? Does it mean you are reallllyyyy veryy busy? 🙄
She: (dhamppp dhampppppppp banging her head 😛  hmm but still a real true soul how can she go against humanity :P) They can ya, but it means that you won’t prefer to be disturbed.

(Makes note of it in his notepad: “Busy-No preference to be disturbed”)

He: And what is this “Do not disturb” then?
She: (:cry: 😥 still controlling her tears and) It means you are asking people not to disturb you. You are veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy busy.
It’s all self understood yar just read the captions. It’s just as gtalk. I am also like you only not a veteran of all this. 👿

He: Ya but still I wana know evrything in deeeepppp. You know I don wana have any confusion later.
One more thing,,,,,,,
(Mind it only 1 😛 )
What is the difference between “Busy” and “Do not disturb” as it all mean the same 🙄
She: 😡 😡 😡 😡 (Finally the holy sould was forced to arouse the devil in her and) If you ask one more question,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, “&&^^^^###@@@@@@@” you try and find out on your own 😡
He: 🙄 allright 😦

(seems he read everthing on her face what she could speak 😛 )

(Makes note of it in his notepad: “Do not disturb-Don’t ask more questions”)

Next day whole day she and her friends saw his status as “Do not disturb” though all others were totally free being new to the project. Getting very curious about where is he held up so much she approached him and asked-

In what you are so busy?

He: Who said  I am busy?

Then from yesterday your status is “Do not Disturb”?

He: Ohh that,,,hmm as you said I am testing it’s functionality and how it works 🙂 (Feeling of pride- a true tester)

She: 😥 😥 😥 dhamppppppppp dhamppppppppp

You would have understood everything 😛 . Hmm but really i think that this “Inquisitive Creatures” are fun to be with 😀 . Am I right? 😉 Dono how many of you have got the opportunity to meet these Inquisitives 😀 .

P.S- No hard feelings plz, just thought of having some fun with people of such inquisitiveness 😀

Categories: Random

This Valentine- with a best friend – 2

February 18, 2010 Leave a comment


Part 1

I could see the anger in his eyes for arriving late as usual but,,,,,,,,,,,,, the spark in his eyes and the obvious beguile revealed the delectation of his heart,, noting my presence he mumbled in his tender voice-“%%^^&&**~~~~,,,,,,”

Me: What?
He: (Pretending to be  angry) Am I a  donkey to wait for you like this? 😡
Me: hihiihhiihhi this you shud have thought before shaking hands wit me 😀
He: You mean when wen you were 13 and i was 12 🙄 ?
Me: Why? Did I ever force you for anything? 😡
He: Nope, it was me to fall into the pit willingly and bare you still 😀 .
Me: Shuttttttttttt Upppppppppp.
He: Ok stupid we will fight later come first lets search a place as everything seems to be already filled with Tota n maina’s(Love Birds) of the day.

Roaming round the city hopping from one restaurant to another in search of just 2 free chairs we ended up to a small restaurant, our ultimate hope in that locale.
He: What you want?
Me: Just a pizza n hmm chocolate cake 😀
He: Bhukhadd 😡 (Hungry person) I am talking about some gift 😡
Today is V-Day,,,
Me: First get my Pizza then will talk about it 😉
He: 👿 You are hopeless 😡
Me: Nai re really I am serious. Just something freaky was ruining my mind and called up yesterday and finally messaged and confessed 😀
He: Still I haven’t heard it.
Me: Huh that’s your prob 😛  Now don’t start over it again.
He: You are so mean 😦 . Ok. Then why spending this day with me?
Me: Idiot with who else can I spend V-Day with? I Love You and You Love Me so thought of celebrating the Love  of our relationship 😀
He: Idiot, I am not your Boyfriend/Lover to spend the time on V-Day 😡
Me: So what? V-day is just meant for love. Let it be of our friendship 🙂 . All I knew that I wanted to thank ya for the bliss of all your Love, Care and friendship. And which other day could be as auspicious as V-Day for this?
He: Really you made my day. Today’s date  is registered in the memories of my golden history. It was me all these years confessing my Love to you. For the first time in these 9 years you confessed to me.
Me: Ab baar baar yaad mat dilaaoo mere ko uski 😥  (Now don’t remind me of that again and again )He: I will really miss you stupid when you would be gone from here.
Me: Idiot it’s not my marriage tomorrow that you are shedding tears 😡
He: hahhahhaha wish it was 😥  I would be free to sight other gals at least 😀
Me: Shuttttttttt Upppppp. Where the hell I am stopping you now?
He: Aahh with your tortures 24*7  where is the time to think of it?
Me: 😡 Jaaaa be (Get Lost) .
He: Hmm,,,,,,,, really would miss ya in your absence and thanks for everything. You are and will be my besttttttt friend for ever, none can replace you 🙂 . As usual you were at your best surprising me 🙂
Me: Same Pinch :D(His cell rings,,,,,,,,, it’s a mutual friend Shalu)
He: Le baatt kar it’s Shalu.(Talk to her, it’s Shalu)
Me: Hei, hiiiiiiiiiiii,,,
Shalu: Abee  tu is samay wo bhi aaj k din iske saath kya kar rahi hai? (Hei, what are you doing on V-day with him?)
Me: Humara Love celebrate kar rahi hu 😀 (Celebrating our Love)
He: haan haan aaj hi jaga hai wo iske andr (Ya Ya this love has aroused today only in her heart)
Shalu: hiihihhihiihihih abe tere or koi nai mila kya? Jo aaj k din bhi isko looott rahi hai? Aaj k din to ise free chod deti. (Didn’t you get any one else that today also you are looting him only? At least today you should have left him free.)
Me: He is single yet and me too so thought why to let go the opportunity till we both are committed to somebody 😀
Shalu: hahahahhha difficult to understand both of you. Who will say that you both are just best friends more over like siblings.
Chal Enjoy. I will talk to him later.(Cuts the call)

There was a spark in both of our eyes and the ravishing feeling of elation put a pause to the moment. Suddenly my cell ringed.

Oopppss it’s mummy what’s the time?
He: 9:30 😀
Idiot why didn’t you tell 😡 Today there will be Diwali in my home 😥
He: Stupid I too saw now only. Don’t worry I spoke to aunt some time before. She won’t say anything :)When did you? 🙄
He: Ohh leav all this come lets start now it’s late.
No,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, but ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,when did you? 🙄
He: Ohh come fastt,,,,,,,,,

After i reached home all my sis were rolling over the bed with laughter, mummy pondering her words of comments & friends with their messages of criticism. All for one reason- “Dind’t these guys find anyone else to spend the V-day with 🙄 ”

All we knew that for the day were just perfect. The two stupids in love the two just best friends 🙂 . It became an unforgettable moment for us and a matter of laughter for rest 😦 .

—————————————> Drz no THE END<—————————————–

P.S: Ek baat batana bhul hi gai. He is a year younger than me and calls me Di sometimes to tease 😛 .
(Forgot to tell onething. He is a year younger than me and calls me Di sometimes to tease 😛 .)

The incidents and conversation depicted above are mix of truth+ imagination.

Categories: Fiction
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